tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-355455442011-04-21T17:29:43.032-04:00Short funny quotes - Funny movie quotes,motivational and inspirational quotes,love quotes,famous quotes and other cute and funny quotationsFunny Quotes Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01893039315032285065noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35545544.post-1161524195656086502006-10-22T09:34:00.000-04:002006-10-22T09:36:35.663-04:00My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol)<br /><br />Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. (David Frost)<br /><br />Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. (Robert Frost)<br /><br />A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. (Robert Frost)<br /><br />A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke -- and that the joke is oneself. (Clifton Paul Fadiman)<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/humor+quotes" rel="tag">humor quotes</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/claim/nhszzf23wk" rel="me">Technorati Profile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35545544-116152419565608650?l=short-funnyquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Funny Quotes Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01893039315032285065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35545544.post-1160905796541191362006-10-15T05:46:00.000-04:002006-10-15T05:49:56.546-04:00Short funny quotes for today:<br /><br />I can resist everything except temptation. <em>(Oscar Wilde)<br /></em><br />He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. <em>(Zsa Zsa Gabor)<br /></em><br />I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.He said that is ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. <em>(Rodney Dangerfield)<br /></em><br />If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world. <em>(Heinrich Heine)<br /></em><br />Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' <em>(Charlie Brown)</em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em><a href="http://short-funnyquotes.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#330033;">short funny quotes</span></a></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><em></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35545544-116090579654119136?l=short-funnyquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Funny Quotes Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01893039315032285065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35545544.post-1160572434915417812006-10-11T09:11:00.000-04:002006-10-11T09:13:54.920-04:00If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? <em>(Lily Tomlin)</em><br /><br />I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back. <em>(Zsa Zsa Gabor)</em><br /><br />Those who play the game do not see it as clearly as those who watch. <em>(Chinese Proverb)</em><br /><br />Women - Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing. <em>(Sean Williamson)</em><br /><br />The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. <em>(Jilly Cooper)</em><br /><br />Love is easy to spot, when someone has found it! <em>(Confusious)<br /></em><br /><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/love+quotes" rel="tag">love quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35545544-116057243491541781?l=short-funnyquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Funny Quotes Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01893039315032285065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35545544.post-1160506326338092382006-10-10T14:41:00.000-04:002006-10-10T14:52:06.350-04:00Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. <em>(Dudley Moore)</em><br /><em></em><br />People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. <em>(Ellen DeGeneres)</em><br /><em></em><br />When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them: "I have it at home in my spare wallet." <em>(Nick Arnette)</em><br /><em></em><br />Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.I know because I've done it thousands of times.<em> (Mark Twain)</em><br /><em></em><br />Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt. <em>(Herbert Hoover).</em><br /><em></em><br />The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.<br /><em>(Will Rogers)</em><br /><em></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">For more </span><a href="http://short-funnyquotes.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#330033;">short funny quotes</span> </span></a><span style="font-size:85%;">visit us again soon.</span></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><br /><em></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35545544-116050632633809238?l=short-funnyquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Funny Quotes Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01893039315032285065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35545544.post-1160314999070671642006-10-08T09:39:00.000-04:002006-10-08T09:43:19.076-04:00Here are some nice short funny quotes for today:<br /><br />Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. <em>(Mae West)</em><br /><br />You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. <em>(E. DeGeners)</em><br /><br />Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else. <em>(Lyndon Johnson)</em><br /><br />If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? <em>(T. Snyder)</em><br /><br />At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual. <em>(Partick Moore)</em><br /><br />Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' <em>(Joe Namath)</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35545544-116031499907067164?l=short-funnyquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Funny Quotes Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01893039315032285065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35545544.post-1160224928432233352006-10-07T08:28:00.000-04:002006-10-22T05:53:20.266-04:00I find television very educating.Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. <em>(Groucho Marx)</em><br /><em></em><br />Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? <em>(Benny Hill)</em><br /><br />I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. <em>(Jim Loy)</em><br /><br />If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. <em>( Homer Simpson)</em><br /><em></em><br />I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. <em>(Oscar Wilde)</em><br /><br /><br />English -- Who needs that? 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Here I want to give you various funny quotes - funny movie quotes, famous quotes, inspirational and motivational quotes,good love quotes and other <strong>short funny quotes</strong>. I hope will succeed in this.<br /><br />"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."<br /><em><span style="font-size:78%;">(Homer J. Simpson)<br /><br /></span></em><em><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></em>I will try to have regular posts here,but...<br /><br />"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!" <em><span style="font-size:78%;">(Ace Ventura)</span></em>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35545544-116005424907016303?l=short-funnyquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Funny Quotes Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01893039315032285065noreply@blogger.com