Funny Quotes
Here are some nice short funny quotes for today:
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. (Mae West)
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. (E. DeGeners)
Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else. (Lyndon Johnson)
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? (T. Snyder)
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual. (Partick Moore)
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' (Joe Namath)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. (Mae West)
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. (E. DeGeners)
Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else. (Lyndon Johnson)
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? (T. Snyder)
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual. (Partick Moore)
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' (Joe Namath)
posted by Funny Quotes Guy at 9:39 AM
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